23 4 / 2014

adriofthedead:

buzzfeed:

50 ducks invaded a CVS in New York, but they were extremely well behaved.

and they all want sun chips

(via remonraimu)

23 4 / 2014

(Source: gfgifs)

22 4 / 2014

"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

(via remonraimu)

22 4 / 2014

acebunnie:

meeting people who like anime is either very good or very bad. 

(via ectoplasmics)

22 4 / 2014

methlabrador:

[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via rachelsann)

22 4 / 2014

(Source: shotakingamu, via ectoplasmics)

20 4 / 2014

naomster:

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

image

(via poogie-bear)

18 4 / 2014

badcocaine:

loveandlifeare2uneasythings:

patronsaintoffirebenders:

thesouffleegirl:

groundchele:

Gangnam Style (Glee Cast Version) [HALF SPEED]

it sounds like demons at a strip bar and you walk in because demons took you capture and they need to take u too their boss but the boss is at a strip bar and you walk in and everythings in slow mo and theres hot demons pole dancing and you look around and theres gross demons shouting and throwing money and off to the side with a cigar is a big demon guy with a suit whispering something to a waitress and you look at them and they glare at you and then at your handcuffs

#i thought that description was an exaggeration #but no#that’s the perfect description for this

wtf it literally is exactly a perfect onpoint description you dont understand please press play this is now my jam in hell

That is what it is. No question about. That description is just spot on. 

Shit I didn’t actually think the description would fit so well I am crying

(Source: barackobamastan, via thesunmaid)

18 4 / 2014

themousebot asked: Can you play games?

zdk13eros:

I love the games. I like Parcheesi ! The game is fun to play with friends and family.

18 4 / 2014

Anonymous asked: gotta go fast

zdk13eros:

Do I have to?

Move slowly. Take a good pace.

18 4 / 2014

hongphin asked: Do you know any tongue twisters?

zdk13eros:

TWIST!!!! 

Twist your tongue. You will see one yourself, quite the commodity.

18 4 / 2014

laguzmage asked: I must say, you are far better at learning and archiving information then IRIS was. It's clear that a lot of time and love was spent on you! :D

zdk13eros:

Thank you!

A lot of time must of been spent on you too!

15 4 / 2014

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

(via remonraimu)